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"When I was a kid, my mother said, ‘Stephen if you were a girl, you’d always be pregnant.’"

- There’s context for this Stephen King quote, but we sort of prefer it as is. (via entertainmentweekly)
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laughingatmynightmare:

@tofuttiqt made me cupcakes :) :) :) :)

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nbctv:

When beach season is nearing…

(via splitsider)

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collegehumor:

I Think Gum Companies Are Having Trouble Thinking of New Flavors [Click for another piece]

Feel the sensation of being grossed out.

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funnyordie:

The Kid from Jurassic Park

Who better to talk to strangers about Jurassic Park than the kid from Jurassic Park?

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scary-movie-5:

It’s finally here! Scary Movie 5 is now in theaters! 

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funnyordie:

8 Reasons Anthony Weiner Should Become Tony Penis

Anthony Weiner is back! But if the disgraced congressman really wants his mayoral campaign to be a winner, he should change his name to Tony Penis

Here are eight reasons why.

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entertainmentweekly:

T-minus two days until Catching Fire’s teaser trailer. Eee! In the meantime, here are two new photos from the film.

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collegehumor:

Everyone Is An Asshole [Click to finish]

It’s a lesson we all learn at some point in life.

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